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Post by zonenine on Feb 12, 2010 17:58:07 GMT -5
An anominous caller calls up the sheriff and exclaims "Ya know ol Jasper down by the swamp ? Well he's hiding his marijawana inside his fire wood pile behind his house !! I don't know how he's getting it in there but thats where he's hiding it all right !
Next thing you know ol Jasper's place is crawling with a bus load of deputies , and DOE agents !! They tore that wood pile apart ,they took out some fancey swat team axes and split all them logs to pieces looking for drugs. Why they were some upset and tired when they finaly left empty handed.
A short time later the "caller" see's the possy heading back to town and picks up his phone again... "Hey Jasper , them deputies stop out to your place today ?"..... "Yep " say's Jasper. "Did they split all your fire wood for Ya ?" ....."Uh huh " say's Jasper ... "Happy birthday ol buddy !!!!
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