Post by Hardcase on Jun 6, 2007 19:20:49 GMT -5
Over the years during hunting seasons. Hopefully you can learn from my experiences.
1. A wool mitten beats the heck out of a Thinsulate/Gortex/Cordura glove when it comes to wiping the nose.
2. You can dress too warm or too cold but never just right.
3. A sandwich of cold boloney and soggy bread taste better in the woods than in the kitchen.
4. Deer always appear downwind, no matter which direction the wind was blowing 2 minutes ago.
5. Deer never appear when you are still, only when you are doing a poor impression of a "Hunter Bobblehead Doll"
6. You only shoot deer when they make mistakes.
7. Deer seldom make mistakes.
8. A field dressed deer at the end of a drag rope weights more than it did live on the hoof.
9. Nothing is waterproof if it rains long enough.
10. Finding that you have put one of you three layers of long johns on backwards is not nearly as funny in the woods as it is telling about it back at camp.
Feel free to add to this list.
1. A wool mitten beats the heck out of a Thinsulate/Gortex/Cordura glove when it comes to wiping the nose.
2. You can dress too warm or too cold but never just right.
3. A sandwich of cold boloney and soggy bread taste better in the woods than in the kitchen.
4. Deer always appear downwind, no matter which direction the wind was blowing 2 minutes ago.
5. Deer never appear when you are still, only when you are doing a poor impression of a "Hunter Bobblehead Doll"
6. You only shoot deer when they make mistakes.
7. Deer seldom make mistakes.
8. A field dressed deer at the end of a drag rope weights more than it did live on the hoof.
9. Nothing is waterproof if it rains long enough.
10. Finding that you have put one of you three layers of long johns on backwards is not nearly as funny in the woods as it is telling about it back at camp.
Feel free to add to this list.
