Post by Hardcase on Apr 10, 2011 15:23:36 GMT -5
You might be a Southern Baptist...
if you think God's presence is always strongest in the back 3 pews.
if you think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention.
...
if you think Amazing Grace is the national anthem.
if your complete sentence uttered was "We've never done it this way before."
if you judge the quality of a sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the pastor.
if you define 'fellowship' as something to do with food.
if you truly believe the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.
if you think worship service music must be loud.
if you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice & saltines.
if you think preachers who wear robes are in Cahoots with communists.
if you judge the quality of a service by its' length.
& Finally, if you ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken & interpret that as a call to preach, you might be a Southern Baptist.
if you think God's presence is always strongest in the back 3 pews.
if you think John the Baptist founded the Southern Baptist Convention.
...
if you think Amazing Grace is the national anthem.
if your complete sentence uttered was "We've never done it this way before."
if you judge the quality of a sermon by the amount of sweat worked up by the pastor.
if you define 'fellowship' as something to do with food.
if you truly believe the Apostle Paul spoke King James English.
if you think worship service music must be loud.
if you think Jesus actually used Welch's grape juice & saltines.
if you think preachers who wear robes are in Cahoots with communists.
if you judge the quality of a service by its' length.
& Finally, if you ever wake up in the middle of the night craving fried chicken & interpret that as a call to preach, you might be a Southern Baptist.