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Post by Hardcase on Feb 13, 2008 7:30:36 GMT -5
My Mom taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside, I just finished cleaning!"
My Mom taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My Mom taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My Mom taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
My Mom taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
My Mom taught me IRONY - "Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
My Mom taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My Mom taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My Mom taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."
My Mom taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My Mom taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
My Mom taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times... Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My Mom taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."
My Mom taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mom taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father
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