Post by Hardcase on Mar 17, 2008 11:29:39 GMT -5
An Irish Priest and a Rabbi were invoved in an auto mobile accident.
The Rabbi gets out and ask the Priest," Are you alright Father"? He said, "Yes, I'm alright and you"? The Rabbi says that he is alright but just a little shaken up!
The Priest reaches into his coat pocket, pulls out a flask and offers it to the Rabbi. "Here" he says,"Take a few sips o'this Irish whiskey and it'll help calm ye' nerves"
So...The Rabbi, takes a few sips..."Oh, Have another "says the Priest...so he does, thanks him and hands it back to the Priest who puts the lid on.
About that time, the police start to arrive. "What are we going to tell the cops"? asked the Rabbi.
"I don't know what you're going to tell them" says the Priest..."but then I'm not the one who's been drinkin'....!"
The Rabbi gets out and ask the Priest," Are you alright Father"? He said, "Yes, I'm alright and you"? The Rabbi says that he is alright but just a little shaken up!
The Priest reaches into his coat pocket, pulls out a flask and offers it to the Rabbi. "Here" he says,"Take a few sips o'this Irish whiskey and it'll help calm ye' nerves"
So...The Rabbi, takes a few sips..."Oh, Have another "says the Priest...so he does, thanks him and hands it back to the Priest who puts the lid on.
About that time, the police start to arrive. "What are we going to tell the cops"? asked the Rabbi.
"I don't know what you're going to tell them" says the Priest..."but then I'm not the one who's been drinkin'....!"